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I am a captive caretaker of three small terrorists and an exotic petting zoo. I try regularly to sneak college courses so one day I can leave this place.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Real packrats can't hold a candle to my Violet.

I am from a family of pack rats and hoarders. Although I like to consider my self the least packing of all rats, my husband still accuses me of hoarding. I know it's in the DNA because I saw it with my own to eyes. The other day we were rearranging Violet's room. We had bought her a new mattress for her bed as she was sleeping on the smaller trundle mattress. As I started clearing off her bed I found a plethora of non-sleeping items: CD player, open Cd's and cases, gum wrappers, 4 books, assorted stuffed animals and dolls, extra pajamas, a shirt, plastic toys, and some art work. Which seems like a lot but maybe she just doesn't like to put stuff away. Then I started to pull up her mattress, and I could see right through to the floor: loads of socks, sheets and toys trapped under the trundle. Needless to say we spent the day emptying her room, then rearranging and now we are still putting things away. You never knew this kid could hide so much crap in that little tiny room. She keeps everything: favors left over from birthday parties, stories she wrote in Kindergarten, McDonald's toys, gumball machine toy coverings(without the toy) assorted rocks, plastic animals, American girl catalogs, magazines, 200 glue on gems, 10 bouncy balls, 3 candles, lotions, and 5 lip glosses. Which most of this would have been fine if it was organized but no, it was just all thrown in her closet in boxes and plastic containers. Every container I opened had another 'treasure'. She also can't bare to part with anything! The waterworks turn on at the mere mention of tossing. I tried to pry some PJ's out of her little paws, they were size 6 she wears a 10 in PJ's, but she fell apart because they were Tinkerbell!! And you don't want to say, don't worry I'll buy you some more. It's just simply better when I send her off to camp and then empty out her drawers. Hoarders need our help to free them of their things. Mom, watch out you are next!

5 comments:

  1. At least she's not cramming things into the valances above her windows. My daughter is the ultimate pack rat. She could probably teach your daughter and your mother a few things.

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  2. That's because she doesn't have a valance, only .99 cent blinds. You better keep your kid on a short leash...can't risk any 'contamination' hee hee.

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  3. Seems like she has everything but a partridge in a pear tree. If you throw things out when she's not home she'll be afraid to go anywhere esp. overnight. Better to give her a limit like only 4 of something, 5 of something else. Let her decide what is most important. Or not.

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  4. That sounds like a comment from a packrat. She won't know because she has so much stuff she will never miss anything I toss. And she can't find anything either, so if she was missing it she would just think she lost it herself.

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  5. Maybe so, but after a while she'll start blaming you when she is the one who has lost something. I can see it now.

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