About Me

I am a captive caretaker of three small terrorists and an exotic petting zoo. I try regularly to sneak college courses so one day I can leave this place.

Monday, December 29, 2008

A little History

Ok so I was feeling left out because everyone else had a blog but me. So now I have one. I feel down right important now. Just a minute I am being paged by my small captors.........

Ok they have finished tormenting me now with their tirades. Let me tell you about my small captors. First of all I have Violet...who is no shrinking violet, she is 8 going on 28. Next is KT short for Katrina the terrible (like the hurricane) she is also 8. And last but not least Jay 10, who is the less tormenting then the others. KT and Jay are adopted from the foster care system so we have had lots of fun things to work through...more on that later. I am married to JP, who is also a captive, he however is allowed to leave everyday. I am not sure why he comes back, you would think he would go for help. But no, he has accepted his lot in life and continues to provide the captors with food, clothing and fun. It's obviously Stockholm syndrome. JP will need much deprogramming when they finally abandon us.


  1. This is Trevor not Stephanie (she let me read this) I haven't laughed so hard in a long time I'm going to have to read this again. (I'm so glad you feel inportant now) 197??? or was it 1960??

  2. You laugh because you know it's true!!Finding hard to remember things?? Now who is getting old.

  3. No I laugh because of the intellectual use of adjectives to describe your captors. That is what made me laugh. And, by the way, I'm sure that it was 1969 1/2. ~Trevor